Thanks to everyone who has written to say how
much you enjoy my A-Z of Bloopers, Blunders,
Common Errors and Clichés. Sorry for not
featuring more in the last two newsletters.
Here are the G's and H's.
Gobbledegook
Gobbledegook is writing that is bombastic,
pretentious, stuffy and long-winded. It is writing
that attempts to sound official or formal. Take a
look at this letter from an accountant - it is full of
gobbledygook. Can you spot all the long-winded
words and phrases, all the gobbledegook?
Dear Mr Johnson
We have received your email of even date.
For the audit of Turner Communications Pte Ltd,
kindly furnish us with a copy of the company's
balance sheet, expenses statements and all the
invoices/bills paid by the holding company at your
earliest convenience.
We will revert to you on the treatment of the
intangible assets and the financials of Turner
Communications Inc as soon as possible.
Should you have any queries, please do not hesitate
to contact us.
Best regards
Bernard Williams
Goodself
This is so old-fashioned. Please do not use this word
in your writing.
Grammar
Too many people still spell this word as grammer.
There is no such word as grammer - it's grammar.
Hereby and Herewith
These are old-fashioned clichés that we
should not use in the 21st Century.
However
However - when the meaning is 'nevertheless' - can
be used at the beginning, in the middle or at the end
of a sentence. It's a good word to help you illustrate
a contrast in thought. Note that commas are usually
needed. For example:
I rarely work on weekends. However, last weekend
was an exception.
I rarely work on weekends. Last weekend, however,
was an exception.
I rarely work on weekends. Last weekend was an
exception, however.
When you use however to mean 'in whatever way'
or 'to whatever extent', note that it is one word, not
two:
However you advise her, she will do exactly as she
pleases.